When you spend 6k and change on a meal for two at a premium five star hotel on the occasion of the better half’s birthday and you inform multiple members of the staff of your gluten intolerance and you inquire about the gluten content of every dish you order… you really do NOT expect to end up with acidity and bloating early morning the very next day. Specially not when the dish you ordered was called “rice noodles”. I have had rice noodles times without number from Beijing Bites, your neighborhood Chinese restaurant, without suffering the slightest ill effects. Why, Taj Westend? Why?