Film Review: Wednesday

Amit had been very keen to watch this film, so we got the DVD and watched it last night. With Anupam Kher and Naseeruddin Shah, no women (to speak of), no romance, no songs, it looked like being an interesting change from your usual Bollywood offering.

I must add for the sake of clarity and honesty, that I’m not much of a Bollywood aficionado. I’ve probably seen ten Bollywood films in the last ten years, but not necessarily one a year. Those I can recall are, in no particular order, Black, Lagaan, The Blue Umbrella, Rang De Basanti, Chak De, Slumdog Millionaire, Taare Zameen Par… And that’s not even ten.

Still, I’d heard a bit about Wednesday, it was supposed to be a good, tight, fast-paced action film. I suppose my mistake was, on hearing that, expecting something Hollywood.

I was disappointed on several accounts. First, by Hollywood standards, there wasn’t much action or suspense in this movie. It kept trying to slowly lead up to something, but when the climax came, it wasn’t an action-thriller climax at all. It was a social message. And obviously, since it was Bollywood, the message was verbose, in your face, emotional, overdone, out of character, and completely overboard. It only stopped short of being melodramatic (if it did, I’m not even sure of that) because it was delivered by Naseeruddin Shah.

In any case, I don’t like films that set out to tell a good story, rush ahead full steam until half-way through and then stop short and say: hang on; this isn’t about the story at all: it’s about this social message, and here it comes! Rang De Basanti did exactly the same thing and I hated the second part of that film, especially because it followed the good-fun type of first half. This is so disappointing, when the social message could have been kept to about two lines (instead of 200 or so), or, better still, could have been made part of the story itself. A prime example of this – from Hollywood, because I haven’t seen enough of Bollywood – is Blood Diamond. There is a social message, but it is delivered through the story – which remains a good action drama – instead of suddenly hijacking the story and completely subjugating it to the delivery of the message.

There were other things I didn’t like about this film as well. I think the characters – as in so much of Bollywood – are stereotypes, in fact almost caricatures, of themselves. Like the hacker-techie chap, for instance. And the CM. A politician who manages to become the CM of Maharashtra is nobody’s fool, the way this fellow seems to have become.

Anupam Kher and the great Naseeruddin Shah did their parts well, as would be expected. But I found too many flaws in Naseeruddin Shah’s character. If he is such a “common man,” how come he speaks such super-upper-class English? I’d sooner accept this in a well-educated, well-bred, upper-class terrorist, than in a “common man” gone mad. And how does this extremely humble “common man” know so much geeky cellphone technology (quite apart from bomb-making technology)?

I also don’t really understand this: Even if you accept that the common man has had it with terrorism; and that the common man has had it with terrorists getting a decent trial and jail sentence; and that the common man would rather see terrorists dead than back out in the real world; even if you accept all that, would you really go so far as to have sympathy with a person who is willing to bomb and kill another round of innocent people in an effort to nail a few terrorists? Isn’t one sort of violence just as bad as the other? Can you really elevate vigilant-ism over out-and-out terrorism on moral grounds? Ok, so finally the fake-terrorist-common-man character hadn’t in fact placed six bombs all over Mumbai. But when the techie-hacker and that other fellow start suddenly developing sympathy and goodwill for him, they don’t know that. Besides, nobody said that the bomb kept in the police station, which was found and defused, wasn’t capable of killing people. How about that? Or is this the famous argument about the ends justifying the means? In which case, mustn’t you measure terrorism also by the same token? Terrorists also (claim to) have an ideology… we may not agree with it, but to them it is as valid as any other ideal that anyone else aspires to. Isn’t it the “means” (violence, murder, innocent victims, communal bias etc) that make it so wrong?

And how about the Commissioner of Police going and shaking hands with the common-man-terrorist who almost bombed his police station? And how about the police cold-bloodedly murdering the one remaining terrorist who wasn’t killed in the bomb? Do we condone that as well? Do we say, “Well, it happens all the time…”? Do we say, “Well, he deserved it…”? Do we say, “He was scum, anyway, so who cares?”

So, the more I think about it, the less I like it. I want my action-drama to be an action-drama, and if I must watch a preachy film, I want the ethics clearly thought out and well presented. I don’t want a sentimental mish-mash of the two, not even with Anupam Kher and Naseeruddin Shah. Am I the only one to think like this?

10 Responses to Film Review: Wednesday

  1. Anonymous says:

    Not that I don’t have to go pretty far out of my way to see a Bollywood film, which I wouldn’t because I wouldn’t know what was going on anyway, but thanks for reminding me not to see this one. Judging from your assessment of it, it sounds poorly made, and contains dangerous subtext.

    As for giving terrorists a limited jail sentence: the ones here who TRIED to bring down the World Trade Center back in ’93, are still behind bars, where they will be spending the rest of their un-natural lives.__________________________________

    Do they show any American films there? I heard that “UP” is a good one; also, that “Hangover” is a very good, original, and off-the-wall comedy.

  2. Anonymous says:

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  3. Anonymous says:

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  7. Sowmya says:

    Hmm, you definitely are not the only one. Arun told me hez not going to watch any more of the off beat movies after seeing this one. But everybody kept recommending it to me, and I thot it couldn’t get bad if Naseeruddin Shah and Anupam Kher are in it. But it was cloying and beating me on the head with the director’s opinions I was squirming and writhing in pain πŸ˜‰ Literally, since I dragged Prsh to watch it me and he was so annoyed. As you say, all hype πŸ™‚

  8. poupee97 says:

    Doug: Well, if you wanted to, you could watch Bollywood films… the DVDs come with English subtitles. And, to clear up some possible confusion, I’m not sure how long the terrorists in the film were supposed to be behind bars, but the supposed plot was about how somebody wanted to get them out and had staged this “I’ve planted five bombs all over the city and they will go off at 6.30 today if you don’t release those terrorists” scenario. Other details were not provided in the film, or if they were, I missed them.

    We get a lot of Hollywood films here, though probably they are released somewhat later than over there. Haven’t heard of the two you mention. I’m not a very determined person when it comes to movies, Hollywood or Bollywood. I tend to browse through TV and watch whatever’s coming, which is usually several years old. The last Hollywood film I saw in the movie hall was Narnia (Prince Caspian) – and that was months and months ago.

  9. poupee97 says:

    Sowm: Oh good – at least there’s somebody else out there who feels that way. That’s a relief!

  10. andaleebwajid says:

    I haven’t seen it because a)there was no opportunity and b) the premise looked boring to me for some reason. Looks like I didn’t miss much!

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